January 2011
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That moment when the boys' Android au CMs got the...
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Reblog this if you believe you can love someone...
lostandfounddreams:
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In North Carolina, it is against the law for dogs...
Can the people from North Carolina enlighten me about this?
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Extremely Satisfied M
(on Music Station for "Happiness" performance)
Aiba: Um... these two (points to Ohno & Nino) are really weird, like... not sketchy or anything, but weird. We're on tour right now, and in the dressing room before going to the concert, well, it's become an everyday kinda thing, but Leader, he sprays cologne on his wrist like this. And you know, most people, they'd just spread it around on their neck at this point, right? But Leader sprays it on his left wrist, then holds it up and waits for something. Then Nino comes over, rubs his wrist (against Leader's), and the two of them put on the same cologne. Then when you think it can't get any worse, they like, hold hands and go to the stage.
Tamori: Ohh...
Aiba: I just can't watch this kind of thing. I think it's weird.
Tamori: No, I think it's pretty normal these days.
Aiba: Really?!
Jun: No no no, I don't think it's normal. It's becoming sort of a... problem among us, right?
Aiba: In our 8th year? That kind of thing?
Tamori: But they can't help it if they're seeing each other, right?
Nino: That's right, we can't help it.
MC: Is there anything unusual that happens onstage?
Jun: Well, you know... there's this part where the 5 of us line up one in front of the other, in the choreography. At that time the order is Ohno, Ninomiya, then me. And when I'm looking in front of me dancing, Nino, who's 2nd in line, he... like... touches or doesn't touch Leader's butt, and Leader turns around and shows his expression. When he's touched he turns around with a huge smile, but when he isn't he turns around with a really sad face.
Tamori: What's this about? Huh, you two? Ninomiya, what is this?
Nino: Well, this is just one type of play.
Tamori: What kind of play?
Nino: Well it's like a glimpse... well, our performances were long. This time altogether it was... 47 performances. Tomorrow we have Niigata, but, well, I wanted to try and pull him together.
Tamori: By touching his butt?
Nino: Yes, that's right. There are days where I touch it, but also days where I don't. There's a variety in that.
Tamori: Why is it just the two of you? That's so strange...
Jun: (turns to Ohno) You're not going to say anything?
Ohno: No, well, I'm um... extremely satisfied...
Tamori: "Extremely satisfied"?!
Sho: About what?!
Jun: This is what we mean, this is what's weird!
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I only want to be with you: Arashi, why we love... →
lovedperfection:
They have:
sexy leader, who can the Devil (Maou), the singing Big Brother (Uta no Oniisan) and the Monster (Kaibutsu-kun).
adorable world traveler, who can use his both hands and he has sex with the person above as his regular routine.
awesome rapper, who can be all smart, sexy and sparkly…
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An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to...
Professor: You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Professor: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Professor: My brother died of cancer, even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn’t. How is God good, then? Hmm?
(Student was silent)
Professor: You can’t answer, can you? Let’s start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Professor: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From.. God.
Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Professor: So who created evil?
(Student didn’t answer)
Professor: Is there sickness? Immortality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who created them?
(Student had no answer)
Professor: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son.. have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your God.
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God, for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Professor: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, Science says your God doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor: Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor: Yes.
Student: No, sir, there isn’t.
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of Heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was a pon-drop silence in the Lecture Theatre)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
Student: You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light… But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and it’s called Darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, You would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The class was in uproar)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
(The class broke out into laughter)
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? .. No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable and Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable)
Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student: That is it, sir.. exactly! The link between man and God is Faith. That is all that keeps things alive and moving!
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That student was Albert Einstein.
why did that give me chills?
ive read this before tumblr, but it's so good.
CHILLS CHILLS CHILLS !
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That moment when GANTZ was your fucking Movie of...
even though i haven’t watched it yet
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Watchpennydishes:
dreamreed:
OMO NINO SPEAKING ENGLISH @ THE GANTZ PREMIERE
BEST FOUR SECONDS OF MY ENTIRE LIFE~
I can’t understand what he is saying bu i’ll still reblog >.<
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That moment when you think of Arashi pairings...
From cute to "Handsome-and-Cute" LOl
iloveasiancuties:
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REBLOG if TUMBLR is part of your daily routine.
sumeriko asked: Yoroshiku!! Tumblr is still confusing me though today is my 3rd day on Tumblr. Ah.. souka!!! Take care of me here and fb too! ^^
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That awkward moment when you giggle after hearing...